Save a slap for the dude who invented sundials, and another slap for the dude who invented civilization.

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This but unironically.

No wonder they never invented time machines to get to the future, if we’re so keen on bullying them.

Save a slap for the dude who invented slaps!

Some asshole had the idea to water a seed and now I have to pay taxes. Fuck that guy.

Is he cute?

Not any more. But some of the IRS guys are smokin’ hot, I’m sure, if that’s what you’re into.

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