Save a slap for the dude who invented sundials, and another slap for the dude who invented civilization.

No wonder they never invented time machines to get to the future, if we’re so keen on bullying them.

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This but unironically.

Save a slap for the dude who invented slaps!

Some asshole had the idea to water a seed and now I have to pay taxes. Fuck that guy.

Is he cute?

Not any more. But some of the IRS guys are smokin’ hot, I’m sure, if that’s what you’re into.

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