In a revelation that has sent shockwaves through the tech and math communities, Microsoft has announced plans to copyright the constant pi…

This just in: Measurements are now limited to ~3M decimals.

Science is ruined!

Welp, time for quectoquectoquectoquectoquectometers.

Actually, a plank length seems to be 10 microquectometers, so my first guess might only be necessary for interpretation of the world, and not physical accuracy.

And I thought that was a measuring unit for ducks

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