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Java feels like McDonald’s and python feels like a grocery store.

Rust feels like a femboi hooters where they offer IVs you don’t think they’re qualified to administer.

C is a makeshift kitchen deep in the Lacandon Jungle. If you burn your food, you start a forest fire and die.

I don’t understand any of these analogies at all

Me neither but now I’m interested in Femboi-Hooters 👀

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