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This is StackOverflow after all. Your question is wrong. Your problem is wrong. You are wrong. I am right. Thread locked. Go read this other post that is totally unrelated to your problem I’ve decided isn’t the problem you’re facing because. I. Am. Right.

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Could be worse. At least it’s not Microsoft’s support forums:

Hey, I see you’re having problems with <copy-paste key words from OP>. Try the following and see if it fixes your issue.

Open a command prompt and enter ”sfc /scannow".

I hope this helps!

(Reply marked as solution, thread closed.)

I have X years experience with {keyword salad}.

Can you confirm {details already in the opening post}?

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Magic may be an overstatement. I would be shocked if any of them fixed even 0.1% of the problems posted to Microsoft’s joke of a support forum where they were presented as solutions.

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answers.mirosoft.com is the worst. learn.microsoft.com can be decent at times though

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I had a decade old question marked as a duplicate and downvoted three times after years no no activity. SE is such a joke nowadays.

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That’s why LLMs are so infuriatingly stubborn, they’re trained on these keyboard warriors

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