You have absolutely nothing
<?php
well hello there again
?>
to worry about. If PHP existed
we would have sophisticated
<?php
I trust that life has
been treating you well?
?>
methods of detecting it, and
it would pose literally no
<?php
Don't open the door. It's me.
?>
threat to anyone.
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Kotlin user spotted
php too
…but we don’t talk about php
php doesn’t exist, php can’t hurt you
Oh unfortunately these imaginary pains are those which hurt every day
aah my favorite template engine, I have seen it so long ago
Nobody’s assuming Groovy these days then 😂
I’ve been working in Jenkins pipeline for a while now.
Why the fuck is Groovy?
Well Grails didn’t stick around for long, but Gradle was only available with Groovy for many years before they added Kotlin support.
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