Ummagumma

“:-)”.reverse() == “)-:”

Close enough

“Go and buy some milk and if they have eggs, get some.”

Do I really have to explain the joke? The sleep paralysis demon is asking “Is HTML a programming language?” And the person is “sleep paralysed” to correct them or do anything about it really.

I don’t know what else I can explain besides that.

Woosh

Technical debt

Thankfully we have Gradle now.

More context for someone out of the loop?

Prefer composition over inheritance. Though that doesn’t mean inheritance has no place in programming.

Sounds like some plugin issue.

Sounds like a skill issue.

It’s not so bad TBH. As in if I couldn’t get IntelliJ on my machine, I’d use it.

TBH leap year is needed because of the ~0.25 day error in the Earth’s revolution around the sun.

I’d do this to all the guys who introduced different charsets.

It would be more appropriate if the Imperium replied with the Navy Seal Copypasta.

You mean the new Spring Security deprecating some of the older APIs? I agree that the new version changes a lot of stuff but IMO these changes are much more welcome and more streamlined than before. It’s better to do it once and you don’t have to touch the security config all too often once it’s done.

I don’t understand the bad rap that Spring gets. Compared to the other frameworks around (Jakarta EE, etc) it’s much more accessible than people realize, plus a very mature ecosystem.

Might also work for COBOL.

Java = Javier

It actually isn’t but I think it should be.

And then it throws a NullPointerException.

Java:

Problem -> NullPointerException.

A sound has been recognized that may be a rusty trombone.

What’s worse is them insisting that you build it in Rust and Mongodb only.