Please dont take this seriously guys its just a dumb meme I haven’t written a single line of code in half of these languages

Java:

Problem -> NullPointerException.

Great! The problem is lost in the memory. That means it doesn’t exist anymore right? Right?

More like

Problem → new ProblemSolverFactory().createProblemSolver().solveProblem();

No internal logging framework/facade used!

And then it throws a NullPointerException.

Exactly. And configured by 5000 lines of brittle XML.

But you repeat yourself.

@renzev@lemmy.world
creator
link
fedilink
English
148M

XML is great because while most config formats compromise on either being human-readable or machine-readable, XML solves this problem by being utterly incomprehensible to man and machine alike 😍

@Faresh@lemmy.ml
link
fedilink
English
18M

Is xml really that unreadable for machines? I enjoy xml as a format, because I can generally just convert it to an s-expression and easily manipulate it as a tree.

Needs more Beans and AbstractFactoryFactory

Create a post

Post funny things about programming here! (Or just rant about your favourite programming language.)

Rules:

  • Posts must be relevant to programming, programmers, or computer science.
  • No NSFW content.
  • Jokes must be in good taste. No hate speech, bigotry, etc.
  • 1 user online
  • 77 users / day
  • 211 users / week
  • 413 users / month
  • 2.92K users / 6 months
  • 1 subscriber
  • 1.53K Posts
  • 33.8K Comments
  • Modlog