Please dont take this seriously guys its just a dumb meme I haven’t written a single line of code in half of these languages

More like

Problem → new ProblemSolverFactory().createProblemSolver().solveProblem();

Exactly. And configured by 5000 lines of brittle XML.

But you repeat yourself.

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XML is great because while most config formats compromise on either being human-readable or machine-readable, XML solves this problem by being utterly incomprehensible to man and machine alike 😍

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Is xml really that unreadable for machines? I enjoy xml as a format, because I can generally just convert it to an s-expression and easily manipulate it as a tree.

Needs more Beans and AbstractFactoryFactory

No internal logging framework/facade used!

And then it throws a NullPointerException.

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