pancakes
link
fedilink
English
253M

I would like to see a robot procrastinate getting work done for hours on end as well as i do!

But can the robot bullshit the pm during standup as well as I can?

Ever heard of “while True” loops? They beat even me!

deleted by creator

A robot won’t replace individual programmers. AI and improved processes will mean quicker code review and less programmers needed. There will be a net loss of programmer jobs but an individual programmer won’t be replaced. Rather the remaining programmers create more (as a percent, not absolute) code with better tools.

If less programmers are needed that means some programmers are being replaced

Yes. But its by attrition. There won’t be a programmer replaced by AI directly. Their colleagues will take over their work and have higher workloads but be more efficient. That’s ways been the way.

Create a post

Post funny things about programming here! (Or just rant about your favourite programming language.)

Rules:

  • Posts must be relevant to programming, programmers, or computer science.
  • No NSFW content.
  • Jokes must be in good taste. No hate speech, bigotry, etc.
  • 1 user online
  • 120 users / day
  • 257 users / week
  • 744 users / month
  • 3.72K users / 6 months
  • 1 subscriber
  • 1.48K Posts
  • 32.5K Comments
  • Modlog