If config

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Geordi La Forge pointing in approval (lower half of the Geordi variant of the Drakeposting meme format) ip -br a

(-br is short for -brief and makes ip’s addr, link, and neigh commands “Print only basic information in a tabular format for better readability.”)

@tetris11@lemmy.ml
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this is beautiful, no more do I need to use regex to get the damn IP address out

Lagunitas is pretty banging tho

@bulwark@lemmy.world
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And now I will think of beer when ever I forget my lol local IP address.

My work has barrels full of IPA. Unfortunately, isopropyl alcohol doesn’t taste great.

Be grateful to your taste buds. Enjoy the life they have saved for you (and them).

192.168.0.00? 'Shopped.

qprimed
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…that wireless mac is looking suspiciously shopped and non-existent.

I agree. 00:cf:00 yields that no actual manufacturer has been assigned that OUI.

@tetris11@lemmy.ml
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I had to protect myself from you detailheads somehow!

@tetris11@lemmy.ml
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Nah, it’s a real public IP

It could be a real address, but not within a /24, nor publicly routable.

Ekky
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There has to be a law against such heretical actions somewhere! Even if it’s .00, this computer is an affront to order! I propose we burn it alongside those frivolous computers who think they can simply name themselves .0 or .255!

[aɪ̯ pʰiː eɪ̯]

Firestorm Druid
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Missing glottal stops in front of the syllable-initial vowels 🤓

Not in all varieties but in my German accent for sure

I will never be able to unsee this. Chapeau!

@69420@lemmy.world
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True story:

alias ipa='ip a'

IPA [aɪ̯ pʰiː eɪ̯] as for International Phonetic Alphabet for the real win.

@tetris11@lemmy.ml
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someone made that joke already and it wooshed over my head. I just now got it, thank you

huf [he/him]
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bring into fashion unix tools saying more things like “lo”.

lo! alas! but soft!

Arthur Besse
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br0

davel [he/him]
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Thanks to using MacOS as my desktop, I still reach for ifconfig like a caveman.

ifconfig is good enough for me!

It’s like that everywhere now though. Fucking heathens man.

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