@Heavybell@lemmy.world
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I still cannot believe half of you maroons voted for this. So now doge has a serious .gov DNS entry.

I mean that literally, btw. I cannot believe half of you voted for this, it’s impossible. If it turns out there really was election fraud this time I will be completely unshocked.

Correction: it didn’t get hacked, they just had no security

@spacecadet@lemm.ee
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Unfortunately that argument didn’t work for Gary McKinnon

Edit: I guess it kind of did because the British government refused to extradite him because of that argument, so as long as the “hacker” is in Britain they will be fine.

This is what happens when you hire a bunch of cryptobro script kiddies who think they know better than the industry standards.

This is what happens when you can’t hire gay furries to build and maintain your web infrastructure

You are not upvoted, because people don’t know the reality.

Freshly faded broccolis vs wizard beards

@razorozx@lemm.ee
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frfr no cap bro trust /s

Don’t be so mean… They did what chatgtp told them…

Scrubbles
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This afternoon: Password has been set to “Password123”

Previous password was Hunter2

Huh, all see is *******

snrkl
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Oh boy, can’t wait for DOGE to receive all the private info the government stores about me! I’m sure that hiring kids with no experience to program every single automatizable aspect of the government will turn out just fine! 🫠

@locuester@lemmy.zip
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Pretty sure all of it has been hacked in the past 10 years anyway. At least phone, address, ssn all got taken several times now.

And these are the guys taking all the data from the different agencies, right? This’ll end well.

Oh it won’t end

Don’t stop at hacking websites…

I’m so jaded that I don’t believe anything anymore. Part of me thinks this is a publicity stunt so people go to the site and then they can justify their existence by their popularity/how many people visited their site.

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They forgot to put the woke in the website code. It’s a similar issue to taking the woke out of the airplanes.

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