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If Bender was in charge of marketing

Gamers trying to show up Republicans for who the real snowflakes are.

the amount of projection in this comment, how’d you bring us to politics in a single sentence??

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Just trying to have fun, I understand if its not your kind of meme though. Have a great week.

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Oh fucking god, this is funny.

macniel
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I can hear Tim Sweeny rub his palms.

Just use Godot.

Or GameMaker if you are doing a 2d game, or Unreal if you don’t mind the learning curve. Plenty of other options beyond Unity.

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yes i dont know why people dont se that stuff already

however if you do want to make 3d game , i wouldn’t recommend it

Godot 4 is really awesome for 3d nowdays

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i definitely gotta chec it out then

(wow I’m talking to KDE themselves)

I came into godot at the 4.0 release, and the built in tools are already amazing, even performance wise for 3d. There’s no easy visual shader editor -not sure if unity has one - but it forced me to learn opengl es, which at the end of the day is a lot more powerful

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my name is KDE because i really like kde although i use hyprland it feels to me like the most modern out of all the window manager except the time when people try to make it look like modern mac

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This is also the CEO that, once upon a time, worked in EA and had the brilliant idea of suggesting a micro transaction to reload your gun in Battlefield.

Is that website something like The Onion for games?

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I don’t know the website, was just the first link that popped off when I searched for the quote. But here’s the recording of that portion of the speech, if you prefer.

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Ngl I would be down for Big Bill’s Unity

eh… just this afternoon I installed a demo game, built with unity… am i a terrible person? I didn’t know it was made in unity, i f****** swear

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I was going to say you’re not a bad person, but then you swore on the Internet.

It doesn’t matter that you tried to censor it. Bad words are a strict no no here and don’t you forget it. The Internet is no home to your obscenities.

Yeah he said the U word

that’s i fullily swear, dear

Mind your fucking language! /s

Just stay away from proprietary software

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Home of CHALLENGE PISSING! (How does it work?!) “If you can piss six feet into the air straight up and not get wet, you get no install fees!”

FUCK YOU BALLDIMOARE

Best fucking ad of all time

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When did Unity as a company get so bad? I remember a time when the engine had a poor reputation for things like “looking worse than Unreal” but I feel like the company has been making a lot of terrible moves lately that I never heard anything comparable to back then.

Once they decided that they were an ad providing platform, because that’s where the money is at. Not sure if mister Reekshityellow was already at the helm for that one, but I’m guessing so, given how shitty an idea it is.

Right around the time the the former EA CEO moved to being the Unity CEO.

Same dude that thought they should charge players money for ammo in micro-transaction format.

Dudes a shit lord.

So it is the head of a company that tucks the rest

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Yep. It’s been going for a long time now, although much faster lately. At a time I was looking at planned features with excitement, but they never come. The only things we get are mobile game focused features. Unity hasn’t had official multiplayer support or global illumination for a while now. The UI has been being reworked for years, and that’s technically available now, but I think it’s in beta still. It’s all been a mess for a while.

People who won’t be ashamed of defecating and pissing on their graves.

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Good example of the ‘Corporate Ghoul’.

Shittyness of Unity CEO aside, I think i haven’t seen the term shitlord used in years. You just gave me flashback to early 10s internet.

I remember when he got the job. It didn’t make big news, but literally everyone’s take was “This is the worst decision possible, why would you do this?” And things were quiet for a bit, but eventually he had to remind us who he is.

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Lol, Unity is going to crumble to ashes and then Reddit is going to hire John as their CEO when they go public. The cycle repeats.

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“Please sign in”

NoIDontThinkIWill.jpg

It is a classic video, look up “Fuck you Baltimore” meme video. I guarantee it has been reposted elsewhere

The video is called “Big Bill Hell’s”, it’s phenomenal

If you can piss 6ft straight up in the air and not get wet…

I watched the whole thing and I’m still not convinced it’s not Picnicface

Not my wife😭

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But what if I am the wife

I also choose that guy’s wife

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6/10 with rice

Love this one. Just remembered that automobile ad hah

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