Not OC

fraksken
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Bad bad bad!

wvstolzing
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007 is a pretty ideal permission scheme for a spy, though: Deny access to owner & group; let some 3rd party do whatever he likes.

@Restaldt@lemm.ee
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Deny access to owner & group; let some 3rd party do whatever he likes

I believe thats called the honey pot

RickRussell_CA
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License to kill -9

Hot Saucerman
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“Chown’d, not stirred.”

Xusontha
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How would you stir permissions lol? Just randomize it?

🙈 🙉 🙊
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circular shift

5 points for the awk command.

10 points for a perl script.

;-)

It should be “chmod, sudo chmod”

Xusontha
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That would’ve been smart

jungle
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Smart. Maxwell Smart.

Smart. Real Smart.

chmod; sudo chmod

The man to whom unauthorized sudo attempts are reported.

Illiterate Domine
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Xusontha
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Oh no I’m screwed

(after) …ah crap it’s actually selinux…

Recently, I learned of the concept of “Linux capabilities”. And yeah, as much as I enjoy reading up on these things, the whole time I was thinking, if something’s fucky with these capabilities, I’ll never remember to check them…

@uis@lemmy.world
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Funfact: if you want to run for example HTTP server, you can run it with CAP_NET_BIND_SERVICE and no_new_priv.

Kool_Newt
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Too real

SELINUX=disabled

First thing to do if you need a functioning server

Unless you’re a security guy and get off on people not being able to do their jobs due to Access Denied

Should’ve been Sean Connery and not Daniel Craig bond in the pic! Missed opportunity.

@ebits21@lemmy.ca
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And need the extra CHMOD, JAMES CHMOD

@marco@beehaw.org
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@marco@beehaw.org
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Agreed!

Bonehead
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You can’t do that…Connery would just mount and fsck everything that moved instead of fixing the system.

ssh still doesn’t work. I’m out of ideas!

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