The worst code I ever wrote ended up in the first batch of OSS sent to the Github Arctic Code vaults.
I’ve done a lot of things I’m proud of and now I have to imagine a distant future where the only thing that remains of me is the time I tried to treat nodejs like a procedural language (before promises) and mongodb like sql.
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Same but 2 weeks instead of a year.
Same but yesterday
And I would’ve gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for your meddling
git blame.deleted by creator
In my defense, that was supposed to be a temporary fix, sir!
There is nothing more permanent that a temporary solution
Don’t forget the comments!
// will probably replace…
The worst code I ever wrote ended up in the first batch of OSS sent to the Github Arctic Code vaults.
I’ve done a lot of things I’m proud of and now I have to imagine a distant future where the only thing that remains of me is the time I tried to treat nodejs like a procedural language (before promises) and mongodb like sql.
Oh no. This is eerily close to my experience
Noooo, stop backing up my garbage!
>git blame
oh fuck