Career prospects

Are they going to expand into Canada? That’s a much better deal than getting reemed by Telus or Rogers.

UDP: Hold my beer.

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beer proceeds to shatter on the ground

UDP: meh

@CmdrKeen@lemmy.today
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Here’s another one, catch!

@Enzy@lemm.ee
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UPNP: I’m about to end this whole man’s career

Universal Plug’n’Play?

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UDP: Throws beer in your general direction with no prior notice.

negativenull
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Well, the packets start comin’ and they don’t stop comin’
Fed to the rules and I hit the cable runnin’

and they don’t stop comin’ and they don’t stop comin’ and they don’t stop comin’ and they don’t stop comin’

-DDOS attacks

Didn’t make sense not to ping for fun

Or don’t. I don’t care. Anyway here’s the bill

Actually even a few dropped packets is too many in IT IMO lol

PatFusty
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Senior drug architect

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Drug scrum master

synae[he/him]
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