Half of them, seriously?

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Ah of course, the well known Highly Transmittable Male Ligma

Footnote2669
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What’s ligma? /s

The modern version of a henway

HTML has nothing to do with sex.

I’m afraid this will be underappreciated, but you have my upvote.

…and my axe (or something)

Okay then - I mean it’s a missed opportunity to also choose this guy’s wife (maybe Lemnify that a bit and say to also choose this person’s partner?), but it works for me! :-P

Can we pretend that I shared the “I understood that reference” Captain America meme right here where it belongs?

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If I had known that in college I might have gotten an actual STD.

What you mean, pornhub has HTML.

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Only 1 in 100 Americans knows that HTML was named for “hot metal” after a type of ancient torture device.

As long as they don’t screw with the code

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Surely you mean <ul><ol>…</ol></ul>

How about HDMI?

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The most terrible and awful disease.

I thought it was an infection…

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both, both is good.

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std::cout << “Do you have HTML?”;

Don’t forget the endl !

endSegmentation fault. Core dumped

Oh right, the real end-of-line! :-P

Really? 50%?

angry upvote

43 percent thought God helped Tim Tebow throw touchdowns. Let’s keep this going.

What keeping this going might look like: Less than half can name all 3 branches of US government, with 26 percent unable to name a single branch.

Only about one third of Americans know that it’s Thomas Jefferson on the nickel.

These people vote.

Searx (search engine) : how to treat Html?

They might have a point.

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They say sixty-five percent of all statistics

Are made up right there on the spot

Eighty-two-point-four percent of people believe 'em

Whether they’re accurate statistics or not

Now, I don’t know what you believe

But I do know there’s no doubt

I need another double-shot of something ninety-proof

I got too much to think about

Do you have CSS as well? I heard if you get one you probably have the other.

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Yeah, I do. It’s over there, slightly to the left

Huh I always thought most people got that somewhere in their head…

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You should get checked about JS too, I’ve heard it is the worst one of them.

Yeah it is but the doc can write you a script for that.

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