Stupid people always say no

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Is that a factorial yes?

NaN

!important

Doc Avid Mornington
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Dwight Schrute from The Office saying "false"

Depends if I’m the one that’s always lying or the one always telling the truth.

Me, stupid? In some ways definitely yes.

“Stupid people always say no” does not imply other people do any different.

Stupid people require oxygen to live.

I like you

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Stupid people die in their lifetime

go $fsck yourself
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Negative

You can always just say no, since the condition is “always say no”.

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@sepiroth154
Indeed. 😄 You’re the first to catch it 😄

That’s a negative, ghost rider

That’s an A for AAA.

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Stupid people always say no. There are no rules given for what smart people say. One could answer no to the question and the stupid people rule may not be applicable.

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Also, “Stupid people always say ‘No’” is an incorrect statement. Only a Sith deals in absolutes!

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There is no try, only do or do not!

There is no say, only stupid or stupid not!

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All !do is do not (!do); all do is do. [law of non-contradiction]. All try = do or !do [succeeds or fails, proven by observation]

Therefore, no try != Not (do or !do)

Therefore try is a useless term / there is no distinct “try” that is neither do nor do not.

One must do or do not; there is no try.

Quod Erat Demonstrandum

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This is true only in hindsight though. You will always have done or not done even if you always set out to “do”. From this perspective it makes “don’t try” a little fatalistic, no?

Valid, but I do believe you’re overthinking a forced star wars pun…

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Probably true

The only right answer

ILikeCats
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Just press X to close the window

Yup, just walk away… or answer ‘no’ since smart folks don’t always say ‘yes’

Yesn‘t

bash: yes: command not found

what version of bash are you using that doesn’t have yes?

yes and no are programs iirc.

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