congrats wisened/enrichend early retirement one.

Hook me up, I work in outsourcing for salesforce and my current job has failed to find me a client for a while now.

They keep telling me it’s hard to find s client

bug ocurred randomly.

Fixed it by now btw.

someone’s not sharing the actual root cause.

Instructions unclear, attempted to learn JS

I work salesforce adjacent, the desire to scream FIGMA NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTS every time I get one of these mails, or have to not laugh when they mention it in meetings is too much

This is completely different to my view of Alberta, plus the idea they were governed by the ndp.

you have to program a meeting that reoccurs between DST observant & non observant states in the US and australia.

Good luck.

ok. and that’s what we’re doing with you. multiple gigantic software institutions with actual people who are affected by this have made the change, and you’re sitting there going “brah, it’s not offensive, it’s cool, get hard” .

you get hard.

So , why is toughening up not an option for you?

Ok, and do the people who are offended/hurt/affected by the user of “master” not finding your desire to continue using master toxic?

Why is it toxic?

Whatever ma’am, go name the branch at work a racial slur, I don’t care

Don’t get me wrong, there are many terms we should adjust. I just can’t see how “master” is one of them.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Master–slave_(technology)

here you go!

no but bro, the code complexity tool says that this scope has 14 complexity instead of 13, we gotta cram it in a single ternary for code legibility

reproduction 101

ah ok , I think I write this a bit more verbose when using other languages, instead of

if(thing)
{
   stuff;
}

I do

if(thing != null)
{
   stuff;
}

so checking for numbers being truthy & existing didn’t seem like an issue

Falsy zero? What’s wrong with that, 1 is true and 0 is false. I thought that was standard logic?

I am forced to try to get a JS certification.

I am reaching the end of my rope, and starting to think of maybe putting my neck into one.

Isaac Newton said that we see far because we stand on the shoulders of giants.

Javascript is like standing on the shoulders of dwarves with brittle bone disease.

NaN is of type number. because fuck me.

remember kids, scope creep kills things.

it killed my startup 👍

You are a wizard.

I’ll kill you , you stupid bird!

If everything is high priority, nothing is high priority!

What happened to Hanlon’s Razor?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PRISM

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tempora

we’re a little traumatised.

Oh for fuck sake. I thought the full on retardation hadn’t spread to c.

Typescript is wasted on JS. Currently getting a JS certification while porting an action script 3 project to JS, ActionScript 3 was the better language.

Sounds like those ideas weren’t profitable, maybe they should have stuck with Machinima and some yt vids.

Maybe have 10-20 people max, really maximise profits based off exposure and stay independent

Why?

Meh, who needs 150 people to make Machinima?

It’s a markup language. There’s no debugging

You’re not trying hard enough

The dude himself

yeah, I did a double take reading this in the comments.

And it has no name in this meme 👍

https://lemmy.world/comment/7546839

I am assuming the customer should legally have a way to contact a company.

Companies try to make this obligation cost less and less by using automation and self service.

Source : worked on the customer service platform for a fortune 500 company.

I am assuming the customer should legally have a way to contact a company.

Companies try to make this obligation cost less and less by using automation and self service.

Source : worked on the customer service platform for a fortune 500 company.

Air Canada argued that it could not be held liable for information provided by the bot.

the (probably legally required) system we set up just straight up lied, not our fault.

I don’t know wtf cuda is, but the sentiment is pretty universal: please just fucking work I want to kill myself

So you think that foreign policy should not be up to the head of state but the ministry of foreign affairs (or equivalent) in all countries?

and how are you enacting said change in the USA by participating in the canadian lemmy community?

…not by choice, because if I don’t I’ll lose my job