i’ve been obsessively commenting on reddit for years… i’ll live on forever

i want them trained on me so that our future robot overlords will respect me… maybe create some simulacrum of my consciousness to live on forever

a very small percentage of helium will disable the phone

i would guess near night clubs and the like… they’re more likely to use them, and drunk people are more likely to toss them willy nilly…

pretty sure that’s illegal and they can sue for the maternity leave pay as well as discrimination….
lots of corps(e) don’t want to employ mothers of young children, as there’s lots of legally excused absences and they can’t press them for as much overtime….

i mean sure, they said it first… but i made it cool

you may… but you should know it’s a south park episode where that’s in the iOS terms of service….

i highly recommend you watch it

edit: sorry, Human CentiPad

well aside from it taking up a lot of space and making a lot of noise, there’s a water and gas line hookup that probably requires permission….
but they do make really small ones that can only do a couple garments at a time.
usually marketed for long haul truck drivers….

give me an app that doesn’t touch any other part of my phone and doesn’t require signing some 300 pages of terms of service where i agree to be a human centipede… then maybe

i remember the good old days, when you had to use scissors to physically cut a head out of a photo, and then glue it to your porno mag

on android: ytldnis
[i only trust the github one]

i like how flesh simulator’s stories are all well cited though….
most conspiracy concerned people just say random stuff and never back it up….

they look like they could be related….
….
but it would be a fun fake conspiracy theory to start….

huh, i don’t really see it…

thanks… it’s my favorite bitwise operator….

Reddit is a PsyOp

lies

lies the video game companies want you to believe…
much less incentive to cheat on smaller independent servers, and they’ll still ban you…

maybe they accidentally discovered a new construction technique…
just flood an area, float in some houseboats, drain it, and now you have a bunch of houses in place!
i’m sure nothing could go wrong…

you know what they say; seizure the day…

yup

*malware
… also a violation of the CFAA

nintendo? more like nintendon’t!

lol

carding is ripping off random people… including other people who are struggling and have families that need help…
please don’t be a piece of shit

just sell weed or something that doesn’t hurt innocent random people

carding is slang for credit card fraud…
aka robbing your grandma’s bank account via a skimmer at a gas station pump and all that bullshit

this fucking guy… i hope they give him criminal charges after this…

lol… no not even kinda close

and the current banking system is environmentally friendly?
once again you know nothing and speak from ignorance

tell me you have no idea how anything works without telling me you have no idea how anything works

blockchain is great technology, even if people have used it to scam people with worthless nfts already…

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so they’re going to refund all the people that purchased this stuff, right?

well one way to look at it is: massive fraud…
a con job…
the reason they’re buying youtube ads and playing it for americans is to scam us… to get more weapons and money…

but we should all write letters to Biden…

i really wish there weren’t so many similarities… but it’s pretty spot on…

well i know that… it’s basically streaming from the torrent…

very loose definition of “played”

can you ping the private trackers?

it’s none of your business how much i want to decide what other peoples best interests are or not

well sure, but dog houses aren’t made out of waffles, anyways.