Washburn [she/her]
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“That was a temporary solution we implemented around 15”

“What, like 15 minutes ago?”

“2015”

You really do see so many of those over time.

// Temporary - remove after rollout

And you do a git blame to see if you can safely remove it and the code is like 5 years old and the person has left the company.

edric
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“We’re gonna do a lift-and-shift because we don’t want any interruptions; we’ll fix it later once everything settles down.”

3 years later…

Fonzie!
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21Y

This joke gets funnier the older it is

MaidenScare10k
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“Temporary solutions-- aren’t.” – Unattributed

Fedora
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There is nothing more permanent than a temporary solution.

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