“Fuck, now I gotta document this without sounding like a crazy person.”

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/**
 * foobar(a, b)
 * foos up a with b.
 * Note: this should never work. Fooing is impossible, and the fact that this function achieves it serves only to prove God has a wicked sense of humor.
 */

And then some of your noob intern tried to compile it without reading the documentation & it’s worked flawlessly
Where’s your god now…??

Laughing, I guess.

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That’s the final invisible panel. Code that definitely won’t compile, does compile, and tests all pass.

WHAT THE F-

Oh! I forgot to hit ctrl-s…

Ethan
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I’m in this comment and I don’t like it

Oh I guess I’ll just save this then and try ag- SEGFAULT

Thaaaat’s more like it.

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