I’m drinking water as we speak and none of you can stop me!

As a large languag model I do not drink water

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I’m going to drink my water before you get to it!

breaks through window, wrestles cup out of your hands, stands over you, bleeding

drinks the blood.

NOW I HAVE YOUR WATER!!

weeps

immediately a Fremen begins to extoll about my water giving virtues

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