But imagine how awesome it would be if you hire a Fortran guy, and he’s literally Fortran.

Your dentist’s name is Crentist?

Maybe that’s why he became a dentist.

“I was born for this!”

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Nominative determinism.

@asbestos@lemmy.world
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I was born INTO THIS

The heart is blackened.

Reminds me of that firefighter named Les Mcburney.

I’ve actually met him. Pretty chill guy, but is completely confused by his Internet fame.

And his sister, the famous arsonist Anita Mcburney.

“It’s a Fortran system; I know this!”

He can also be the hacker known as Fortran.

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