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The one thing scrum has succeeded in is creating an industry of people that get paid to do little work, which is fine as long as they don’t take themselves seriously enough to get in the way. Bullshit jobs are a needed feature of a well run economy.

The only thing that keeps me sane while working for capitalists is that I get paid to do a lot of nothing

I got paid to play factorio for 4 hours last week.

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Amen. You’re like a capitalist, but without the capital.

As someone OE, absolutely.

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