Repeat after me: public static void main(String[] args)

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public static void main(String[] args)
public static void main(String[] args)
public static void main(String[] args)

Am I summoning the flying spaghetti monster?

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The object man appears behind you while you’re coding and inserts a null reference that takes you a day to find.

I’m sorry, but the only spaghetti you get is a 17 levels deep if clause.

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blasphemy!

void main(int argc, char ** argv, char ** envp)
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