How to write a programming novel?

  • Cover: CSS
  • Copyright Page: GNU GPLv3
  • Intentionally Blank Page: Whitespace
  • Notes For The Second Edition: Kotlin
  • Notes for The First Edition: Java
  • Front Matter: Markdown
  • Dedication: Rust
  • Prologue: Prolog
  • Chapter 1: C
  • Chapter 2: C++
  • Chapter 3: C3
  • Chapter 4: Forth
  • Pull Quotes: Git
  • Unexpected Sex Scene: LaTeX
  • Dream Sequence: APL
  • Cliffhanger Ending: Python 2
  • Index: IndexedDB
  • Errata: PHP
  • Sequel: SQL

I tried to think of something funny to add to this, but all I could think of was “javascript”.

Well, in the world of esoteric candidates, there would be some easy ones, like Brainfuck or Shakespeare, but maybe Whitespace is enough of them in the list.

The Movie Adaptation: Javascript

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