What I stand up in AWS I don’t know how it works. How an I going to expect a hacker to figure it out?

Snot Flickerman
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I have altered the code. Pray I do not alter it any further.

Less documentation means more job security.

Security by obscurity!!!

“Can’t expect me to train my replacement if I don’t remember how I did it!”

“It works. What more do you want?”

The most secure endpoint is one that is completely inaccessible because the underlying service isn’t running.

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Ok but hear me out we’ll just put it in a Docker container and that’ll make it better

NuraShiny [any]
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That’s old hat! Auto deploy it with helm on kubernetes.

Lmao, is this ДМБ reference?

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