In a remarkable scientific breakthrough researchers have discovered the lightest isotope of the rare and rapidly decaying element, astatine. The discovery of 190-Astatine was made by Master of Science graduate Henna Kokkonen as part of her thesis work, providing important insights into atomic nuclei

They did this without having an actual master’s degree. Marvelous work!

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I’m pretty sure that discovering a new isotope while working on your MS guarantees that you’ll get the degree.

And a path to a full doctorate, lined with scales of mythical lizards with above average intelligence

and it is those mythical lizards with just above average intelligence that we need to fear.

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its a very rare group of people that get to experiencee that particular and precise type of professional joy. wow.

I wouldn’t call it a new type. I expected some weird antimatter or dark matter of whatever groundbreaking shit.

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