“Let’s see your nginx logs and config. They’ll point us in the right direction…Oh did you mean to have the ‘human_suffering’ option set? Yeah… It’s that on by default and you have to intentionally override it.”
First I’ll ask on heavenoverflow what’s wrong. If it’s too complicated to fix I’ll docker-compose up a FOSS openheaven server instance with blackjack and hookers mod.
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More like 503.
In my case it’s more like something from the 400 range
403, oof.
Damn, the Talos principle was a good game
At least God didn’t say Bad Request
404 - Heaven not found
“Let’s see your nginx logs and config. They’ll point us in the right direction…Oh did you mean to have the ‘human_suffering’ option set? Yeah… It’s that on by default and you have to intentionally override it.”
Try the stairway
Reminds me very much of: https://yourwife.zip/
Lols :)
First I’ll ask on heavenoverflow what’s wrong. If it’s too complicated to fix I’ll docker-compose up a FOSS openheaven server instance with blackjack and hookers mod.
Just proves that nginx comes from heaven.
That’s just God telling you to go to the bad gateway.
In the old times, it’s 402
Nope, 402 is payment required
I know, I am more referring to the old commercialised indulgences… I think I am not clear enough in my comment
I was thinking about such a joke, the edit makes it much clearer
4xx is when you do something wrong
5xx is when the server does something wrong / something is wrong with it
I know, I am more referring to the old commercialised indulgences… I think I am not clear enough in my comment
I knew it! nginx is the holy webserver.
Can’t hear “God” over the sound of the chainsaw
Peter screwed up again, dammit. We can’t afford to have any more outages or we’ll miss all our SLAs!