Opinion | Want employees to return to the office? Then give each one an office.
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Office space is leasing at a discount, making this a good time for employers to give workers individual offices, complete with desks and doors that close.

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cross-posted from: https://derp.foo/post/119697

There is a discussion on Hacker News, but feel free to comment here as well.

Fuck that, I don’t want my boss coming into my house through a teleporter.

So many employers act like they own their employees as it is.

teleporters will have keys like vehicles and buildings, to prevent unauthorized access.

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Maybe if there was a controllable delay on the teleporter…

NOTIFICATION: Your boss has entered the teleporter buffer. Allow materialization? [YES] [NO] [ASK ME AGAIN LATER]

Allow dematerialization. I’ll think about the rematerialization.

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[FACTORY RESET] selected, are you sure? Please do not power off while occupants are in the chamber.

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Hey @entropicdrift, I’m sorry to wake you–you looked so peaceful–but do you have the cover page for this TPS report?

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