Office space is leasing at a discount, making this a good time for employers to give workers individual offices, complete with desks and doors that close.
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I would settle for just the teleporter, so home is still seconds away. Then I would have a fridge, and private bathroom, and access to my dog.
Can it be like the doors in Monsters Inc? I’ve got wall space for a door.
(Teleporters, even linked teleporters would be such a game changer)
I practically would love teleporters. The philosophical issues would keep me from just diving right in though.
+1 for monster’s inc doors, I’d like one of those to visit my family more easily
I want my door randomized to keep things interesting.
Fuck that, I don’t want my boss coming into my house through a teleporter.
So many employers act like they own their employees as it is.
Maybe if there was a controllable delay on the teleporter…
NOTIFICATION: Your boss has entered the teleporter buffer. Allow materialization? [YES] [NO] [ASK ME AGAIN LATER]
[FACTORY RESET] selected, are you sure? Please do not power off while occupants are in the chamber.
Hey @entropicdrift, I’m sorry to wake you–you looked so peaceful–but do you have the cover page for this TPS report?
teleporters will have keys like vehicles and buildings, to prevent unauthorized access.