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Oof, how did it end up going?
The front fell off.
The front fell off?
Yeah that’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.
(The idea’s that the company tanked, just like this tanker did.)
Still one of the greatest pieces of cinematics ever produced, and I’ll die on this hill.
The company shut down.
But the company’s not supposed to shut down.
Is that not typical?
That’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.
Chance in a million
Of course it’s not typical! Ordinarily, companies don’t just shut down. I want to make very clear that this is not the normal state of affairs!
So what’s the minimal employee requirements for a company?
Well, one, I suppose.
Oh, I suppose … one?
One employee?
To shreds you say? How are the investors holding up?
To shreds, you say?