Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college.
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What are you using; notepad?
(I don’t know what semicolons are for in English)
They are for pedantic literature people to argue about, duh.
That’s fine. Nobody else does either.
Unpopular opinion: I dislike Vonnegut and his particular brand of snark. His anti-intellectualism drives me mad.