I’m trying out Obsidian for taking notes, and this made me laugh.

⚡⚡⚡
link
fedilink
1101Y

deleted by creator

What if it’s a laptop?

@PwnTra1n@lemmy.world
link
fedilink
English
231Y

put it in the microwave

make it real hot

what do you mean? that just recharges the battery

Disconnect the battery terminals obviously!

Or just wait a while

I miss when this was easy.

Back when you used to be able to buy bigger batteries that gave your laptop a big ol ass

the_weez
link
fedilink
41Y

I also miss the days of fat dumper laptops

voxel
link
fedilink
1
edit-2
1Y

i still have a laptop sith replacable cpus/socket

Fireplace

r00ty
link
fedilink
121Y

Hold the power button for 10 seconds!

Unless pressing the power button triggers hibernation.

r00ty
link
fedilink
11Y

On pretty much every computer I’ve seen since ATX became a thing, pressing and holding power for I think 6 seconds (but could be another specific time) has force powered off the whole thing. Hibernation should kick in on a single press if you have it configured that way and trigger on the release of the button.

It takes my laptop about 10 seconds to force power off, but usually 5 to hibernate.

@marco@beehaw.org
link
fedilink
English
281Y

katy ✨
link
fedilink
71Y

the cloud is just the world you’re living in

@marco@beehaw.org
link
fedilink
English
21Y

Cloud 9 , for sure.

Create a post

Post funny things about programming here! (Or just rant about your favourite programming language.)

Rules:

  • Posts must be relevant to programming, programmers, or computer science.
  • No NSFW content.
  • Jokes must be in good taste. No hate speech, bigotry, etc.
  • 1 user online
  • 76 users / day
  • 210 users / week
  • 412 users / month
  • 2.92K users / 6 months
  • 1 subscriber
  • 1.53K Posts
  • 33.8K Comments
  • Modlog