I’m trying out Obsidian for taking notes, and this made me laugh.

What if it’s a laptop?

Fireplace

r00ty
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Hold the power button for 10 seconds!

Unless pressing the power button triggers hibernation.

r00ty
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On pretty much every computer I’ve seen since ATX became a thing, pressing and holding power for I think 6 seconds (but could be another specific time) has force powered off the whole thing. Hibernation should kick in on a single press if you have it configured that way and trigger on the release of the button.

It takes my laptop about 10 seconds to force power off, but usually 5 to hibernate.

Disconnect the battery terminals obviously!

Or just wait a while

I miss when this was easy.

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i still have a laptop sith replacable cpus/socket

Back when you used to be able to buy bigger batteries that gave your laptop a big ol ass

the_weez
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I also miss the days of fat dumper laptops

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put it in the microwave

what do you mean? that just recharges the battery

make it real hot

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