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First try: password manager

Job done

Akatsuki Levi
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Unlock the password manager

EZ, no password on password manager.

[Points at head]

@variants@possumpat.io
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How do you use a password manager at desktop login

Use it on your phone, duh :P

Jokes aside I wish windows supported pin+hardware key to log in… But alas that’s an enterprise only thing.

VeganPizza69 Ⓥ
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You implant a chip in your brain that gives it control over your finger movement.

That would be weirdly secure

Until someone hacks your brain, or just puts a keyboard in front of you and lets the chip do its thing without your consent.

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Working from home, connecting to a VM, you can use a password manager on your machine to log into the VM

And your home machine can be always logged on, or fingerprint unlock, or USB stick unlock or whatever

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