I laugh because this is funny but then I think, oh god what if she’s serious and now there’s going to be a twitter campaign to remove satanic language in tech.
Back in the early 2000s (when Apple Minis were introduced) there was a rare system error that you could get that ended in a wall of script/code. What has stuck with me to this day was the screen ended on the line “panic: we are hanging here”.
BEFOREHAND: close door, each window & exit; wait until time.
open spellbook, study, read (scan, select, tell us);
write it, print the hex while each watches,
reverse its length, write again;
kill spiders, pop them, chop, split, kill them.
unlink arms, shift, wait & listen (listening, wait),
sort the flock (then, warn the "goats" & kill the "sheep");
kill them, dump qualms, shift moralities,
values aside, each one;
die sheep! die to reverse the system
you accept (reject, respect);
next step,
kill the next sacrifice, each sacrifice,
wait, redo ritual until "all the spirits are pleased";
do it ("as they say").
do it(*everyone***must***participate***in***forbidden**s*e*x*).
return last victim; package body;
exit crypt (time, times & "half a time") & close it,
select (quickly) & warn your next victim;
AFTERWORDS: tell nobody.
wait, wait until time;
wait until next year, next decade;
sleep, sleep, die yourself,
die at last
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Worse sacrifices have been made in the face of a deadline.
I laugh because this is funny but then I think, oh god what if she’s serious and now there’s going to be a twitter campaign to remove satanic language in tech.
Oh please, I don’t need Satan as an excuse to sacrifice children.
This is someone I can get behind!
Better do pull out gun
we will just rename them to orphans and then all of a sudden they won’t give a fuck.
Shhh don’t tell them about the zombies
What the fsck?
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It’s likely referring to the child process
Back in the early 2000s (when Apple Minis were introduced) there was a rare system error that you could get that ended in a wall of script/code. What has stuck with me to this day was the screen ended on the line “panic: we are hanging here”.
Never did puzzle that out.
Panic is a function Unix (or Linux?) kernel calls when it can’t handle an error
Afaik it’s the “bsod” of *nix systems
So the apple devs apparently also use “we are here 123”, “reached x”, “lol”, “lmao” and “penislol” as break points, just in production lol
I’m a little sad some of those didn’t manage to slip through and make it out of prod lol
Had one application that would (somethings) give the message: Hey baby, you’re an object.
Some users where not amused.
I found some of my old code a while back that said:
Got interrupted killing children? better stop.deleted by creator
Windows just calls them dependants.
Black Perl
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