I usen Lua btw.

That why you should never date someone who only codes in COBOL.

Or Fortran

Oh so much more than COBOL… ALGOL 98, APL, AWK, CFML, COBOL, Fortran, FoxPro, Julia, Lingo, Lua, Mathematica, Matlab, PL/I, RPG, R, Ring, Sass, Smalltalk, Wolfram Language, Or XPath/ XQuery

Basically every programming language focused on math.

I had no idea this was so common.

Or lua

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or julia

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Or MATLAB

Or Mathematica. The 0th item designates the data type…

System.ArgumentOutOfRangeException: Index was out of range. Must be non-negative and less than the size of the collection.

Lol this is like a dad joke.

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Based matlab programmer

Leyla :)
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This feels like a joke Hank Hill would make

Ignoring the joke itself, I’d point out that she likes my income more than she likes me. Yeah, I’ve been burned, so sue me.

haha woman dumb 🐒

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