Here I was thinking the creators of MySQL learned from online tutorials and thought classes needed to start with “My” if they weren’t in the standard library.
hooking up with artists is hot cuz theyll
be like “i thought of you when i wrote
this song”. what are tech guys gonna
do? name a git branch after you? the
fuck
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I send my wife code she has nfi idea about but knows I’m proud so she pretends to be impressed.
I win her heart over by making life much easier through technology and handling all that shit. When she can grab a PS4 controller, hit start, and sit on the couch, she knows not all ladies get their TV and sound system on, all inputs adjusted, game mode set, and Nintendo Switch home screen come up ready to launch Zelda.
“Babe, I could IFTTT the lights to drop to a gaming atmosphere and have your phone go into DND mode if you want. Just let me know.”
Well, I made my girlfriend a GUI app that converts subtitles from Windows-1251 to utf-8 encoding so that she doesn’t have to remember how to do it. And I didn’t even name it after her…
God, what I love aboit this is, when she disconnects. He makes a sound that kind of sounds like a laugh. Like he’s breaking character. Don’t know why. I could be wrong. But I find it funny
I use friends and family as sample data for unit/integration tests.
At a previous job, I tested an automated email system by scheduling fake events for various US presidents. I’ve long left that position, but I never cleaned up the test data. Every month I still get a reminder for Nixon’s upcoming reservation at the Watergate Hotel.
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I’m a handy man, I was thinking of you when I was spackling drywall baby.
Skim coat a heart with your initials in it, so when the light hits the wall just right you can see the texture difference through the paint.
Refactor them guts. Get naked.
The creator of MySQL, MaxDB and MariaDB named them after his children My, Max and Maria, so why not
Then what’s about MongoDB?
Hi, it’s me, Mongo.
I thought you were kidding, but his daughter is actually named “My”.
It helps that it’s a name in another language (Finnish), where “my” isn’t a word, at all.
Here I was thinking the creators of MySQL learned from online tutorials and thought classes needed to start with “My” if they weren’t in the standard library.
Name a linux distro after her and yourself. Always works.
Found the Hannah Montana user
Or a Linux Mint a version if he is a main contributor.
I also thought of Debian.
The classic Wizard vs Bard debate.
A lot of projects are named after spouses and family lol
Git for example lol
Lmao, indirectly, you could say.
Only thing that comes to my mind is MariaDB and “siblings”, didn’t know it’s that common.
Debian is named after Debra, then girlfriend of Ian, its creator.
Debian comes to my mind
And Perl
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hooking up with artists is hot cuz theyll be like “i thought of you when i wrote this song”. what are tech guys gonna do? name a git branch after you? the fuck
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Unit test dummy data is full of it. Need an arbitrary date? Pick a special birthday. Location? Wherever you first met.
Not the most public dedication, but perhaps more impactful than yet another song about the one that got away.
I send my wife code she has nfi idea about but knows I’m proud so she pretends to be impressed.
I win her heart over by making life much easier through technology and handling all that shit. When she can grab a PS4 controller, hit start, and sit on the couch, she knows not all ladies get their TV and sound system on, all inputs adjusted, game mode set, and Nintendo Switch home screen come up ready to launch Zelda.
“Babe, I could IFTTT the lights to drop to a gaming atmosphere and have your phone go into DND mode if you want. Just let me know.”
SPLOOOOOOSH
I am jealous of your wife
Mine isn’t impressed with stuff like that. It’s been like that since we’re together. It’s the normal.
These days she just rolls her eyes when another new thing gets automated.
Makes me wonder if one of you are a smooth operator while the other is the captain of the jank tank.
Just take it away for a week.
So, anyone here want to name a git branch after me? 😊
After Margot Robbie? Hell yeah I do
Yay
Best I can offer is a static variable in my next coding round.
Well, I made my girlfriend a GUI app that converts subtitles from Windows-1251 to utf-8 encoding so that she doesn’t have to remember how to do it. And I didn’t even name it after her…
How would this text encoding converter Gui app be named?
doit(3) new.vbsAt the time we were watching Stranger things a lot, so I called it demogorgon.
I was thinking about you when I cleaned up this codebase and removed a lot of redundant functions.
That sounds more like breaking up.
DuH
The employee that left the mess was already long gone unfortunately
I made a website for my wife with a list of a ton of reasons why I love her and each time she taps the screen it shows a new one.
So… that is a thing you can do for the cost of a domain name and some cheap hosting.
How many reasons did you code into it?
I don’t know, I’d have to check the database. I add to it every once in a while so it keeps growing. I think I started with around 20 or so
Aw man that’s so cute! Great idea, hope she appreciates it.
Do you check the list to make sure there aren’t any repeats?
Me when
When I fail my DSA course
Ask an artist that
Yeah, just manually
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God, what I love aboit this is, when she disconnects. He makes a sound that kind of sounds like a laugh. Like he’s breaking character. Don’t know why. I could be wrong. But I find it funny
I use friends and family as sample data for unit/integration tests.
At a previous job, I tested an automated email system by scheduling fake events for various US presidents. I’ve long left that position, but I never cleaned up the test data. Every month I still get a reminder for Nixon’s upcoming reservation at the Watergate Hotel.
This one got me