Days after exposing himself as a fake poser of a gamer, Elon has conveniently (again) reminded us he’s also a fake poser of a programmer

@theneverfox @HiddenLayer555 Euh… that’s network / sysadmin more than programming .

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He is still bad at it

My sister’s name is Amanda, not Admin!

Not if you’re a Bash programmer ·υ·

He exposed himself as a poser especially as a bash programmer

He truly is an idiot’s concept of a genius.

No one who anctually understands Unix or IP networking would ever craft that as an explanation for this concept.

That said, it’s an excellent explanation of how a lobotomy helped him embrace his true self.

Now I want to see:

  • a genius’es concept of an idiot
  • an idiot’s concept of an idiot
  • a genius’es concept of a genius
  1. most of the cast of Arrested Development
  2. the movie: Idiocracy
  3. lots of examples, let’s go with Alan Turing or Richard Feynman

i’d nominate Ramanujan as the geniuses’ genius: he had basically no formal education on mathematics, and yet he solved problems that the rest of the world collectively couldn’t crack.

Ah true I haven’t heard of him! Love to hear about autodidact geniuses.

  1. I somewhat disagree, I think a lot of real smart people overestimate idiots.
  2. Yup
  3. Alan Turing is my guy! Always remember the British government did him dirty for being gay. Shame on you, British gov.
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I think I just wanted to mention arrested development lol. It being a smart, well-written show about very dumb people

Fair! I hope I didn’t ruin your fun.

No dramas!

A genius wouldn’t post something this pointless and idiotic in the first place. If they felt inclined to, they would likely not think it worth the time.

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He tries so hard to sound intelligent…

He tries so hard to sound like an smart it guy.

But he isn’t…

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Anyone else besides me want a moratorium on musk spam? No one should have to see anything he tweets.

I don’t even have X, but everywhere I go there’s an Elon’s tweet

maybe we need a dunk comm thats just for elon, quarantine it lol

There’s always a Trump quote, there’s always a Musk Tweet….I suppose.

Please.

If I wanted to read Musk, I’d follow him.

If I wanted to see someone’s tweets all day, I’d be Twitter instead of Lemmy.

I use Lemmy to read Lemmy, not to be reading screenshots of Twitter in Lemmy.

Thanks.

Well, maybe not a moratorium, but I certainly would appreciate some peace and quiet.

Monetize this spam with $8 donations please.

His understanding of bash is as good as his Path of Exile skills.

That’s just inverse South African notation.

Emerald off the rails

This is what that indian kid would write on facebook after his first programming course lesson, to show off career choice

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I think that kid made the youtube channel “Engineering Made Easy”

It’s a channel about an Indian guy badly explaining physics in order to justify his spiritual beliefs, featuring the best of “Shit Roger Penrose absolutely did not say, not even when talking about Orch-OR”

Lmao, so accurate.

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Is Elon trying to say he deleted his own brain because his behavior would prove that theory

I’ve also heard 127.0.0.1 referred to as Home, so maybe he kicked another kid out of his house?

Or deleted his own home to remove the wokeness

Precisely, thank you for illustrating.

Obligatory: not mine just pulled from Google images. Looks like morning brew logo in the corner

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The admin team here has decided to quarantine all musk spam to one community, so that people can easily block it, and won’t have to read his takes.

Use !enough_musk_spam@lemmy.ml for now, or the musk spam communities elsewhere. In the future we can re-evaluate whether to keep any communities for rocket jesus at all.

woke_mind_virus deleted rm -rf… wow this guy sure knows his UNIX!

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Always a good idea to delete a binutil right?

No see, he’s saying the woke_mind_virus is protecting him! He can no longer accidentally run the rm command and erase his entire mind. It’s 4d cheese or whatever to tell the woke they are actually correct and this right wing posturing is a plot /s

The woke mind virus deleted the ability to remove things in the console?

Somehow he managed to add a new hostname to /etc/hosts, but then tries to undo it by rm’ing the hostname?

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To be fair to Musk (🤢), he would need to significantly dumb down proper Linux commands for his target audience. So it’s possible he wrote some pseudo command lines and sprinkled in the most known tech references that even his audience will sort of recognize.

Or, as is most likely, he is in fact, a big fat poser with everything. Shit like this is like the “code” I used to pretend write on loose leaf paper in elementary school that was just computery-sounding gibberish.

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After his path of exile 2 bought account trying to pretend as a high level player but clearly having zero idea how to play.

Have any still around to show off?

It’s on the Grok github with 225k stars

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If Elon can go fsck himself that would be great. I sense a systematic lack of integrity from him.

ketamine is one hell of a drug

sudo rm -fr - -no-preserve-root

The magic spell that removes the woke mind virus, but only if used on the main twitter server as a high level admin user with full access.

Just tell everyone it’s to delete the french language pack.

It would remove the Latin language packas well because its specifying the --no-preserve-root flag.

Actually I’d worry that it might purge language all the way back to Indo-European, but if it means getting rid of French, its a risk I’m willing to take.

You know nothing, Elon Musk!

So he isn’t even a techy, the whole thing has been an act

lime!
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after he bought twitter and made a big thing about auditing their code, there was a post going around that was something like

first he talked about cars, and i know nothing about cars but people said he was a genius so i believed it
then he talked about rockets, and i know nothing about rockets but people said he was a genius so i believed it
now he’s talking about computers, and i know a lot about computers, and he’s saying some of the most batshit insane things i’ve ever heard, so i’m starting to reevaluate my earlier choices…

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