What do you think guys

@Seasm0ke@lemmy.world

Having worked with tables in both I’m partial to French.

@Renacles@discuss.tchncs.de

What in the actual fuck

@flashgnash@lemm.ee

I think the real question on all of our minds is which is better: JavaScript or megabytes

@lelgenio@lemmy.ml

CREATE TABLE display (
    id INT PRIMARY KEY,
    display_property TEXT
);

INSERT INTO display (id, display_property)
VALUES
(1, 'block'),
(2, 'inline-block'),
(3, 'flex');

CREATE TABLE divs (
    id INT PRIMARY KEY,
    inner_html TEXT,
    display INT REFERENCES display(id)
);

INSERT INTO divs (id, inner_html , display)
VALUES
(1, 'div1', 1),
(2, 'div2', 2),
(3, 'div3', 3);

jelloeater - Ops Mgr

@lelgenio@lemmy.ml

.users {
  id: int !primary-key;
  name: text;
}

.users::insert {
  id: 1;
  name: "John doe";
}

@query (max: 10) {
  .user {
    display: table;
  }
  .users id {
    display: none;
  }
}

@moebius@feddit.de

They both feel so wrong, I love it.

@Karfkengrumble@lemmings.world

I think I need to lie down.

@__init__@programming.dev

Thanks, I hate it.

@MashedTech@lemmy.world

Obviously CSS

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@froh42@lemmy.world

Is this chatGPT generated?

ShaunaTheDead

This is a pretty roundabout way of saying back-end vs front-end.

pooberbee (any)

I prefer SQL, because you can pronounce it “sequel” or “es-cue-ell”, and it’s fine. CSS just doesn’t have that kind of flexibility as a language.

Techognito

I have also heard some say “school”

@inspxtr@lemmy.world

i’m leaning towards “skull” tho

Techognito

“I dropped a table with skull”

it has a nice ring to it

Whisp

I have a friend who intentionally mis-calls it “squoll”

@fibojoly@sh.itjust.works

Skoll! I like it!

@zorro@lemmy.world

I like squeal. MS-squeal, my-squeal

@xmunk@sh.itjust.works

Real programmers refuse to refer to MSSQL as anything except TransactSQL or TSQL because 1) MSSQL is a fucking mouthful whether you prefer Sequel or ess-cue-el and 2) because those assholes named their RDBMS SQLServer thud leading to the constant confused “How is the SQL server doing?” 'SQL Server? We’re not a Micro$oft shop…"

The real complex one is whether you’re a postgre-ess-cue-el, postgres-cue-el, postgres-ess-cue-el, postgre-sequel, postgres-equal or postgres-sequel aficionado… and if you enjoy postgres-equal please fucking leave now.

Techognito

@inspxtr@lemmy.world gave me the skull idea so PostegreSQL is now post-gre-skull

@xmunk@sh.itjust.works

You sure you don’t want to postgres-kull?

ripcord

Well, those people are maniacs

@xmunk@sh.itjust.works

CSS also pisses me off because it clearly doesn’t cascade… to contrast SQL is a language, it is used for querying… and it’s structured horribly. Please for the love of God let me FROM foo WHERE bar SELECT baz

xuxebiko

curses?

@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world

“Ksssss”

That’s what I sound like whenever I have to tackle that bag of snakes.

@froh42@lemmy.world

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@RagingNerdoholic@lemmy.ca

Filing cabinets or oil paints? Which is better?

Dr Cog

Tried to store documents in paint and it ruined the documents, 0/10

I’ll let you know how my file cabinet art show goes

𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍

Oh. Now I want one of these for every pairing. Vim vs Windows. Bubble Sort vs. SODIMM. The beauty is, with LLMs, I can have it! Enter two of any computer terms, and ChatGPT spits out a comparison. And why stop with computer stuff? Eukayryotic vs Republican! The War of 1812 vs The Kessel Run!

@MasterBlaster@lemmy.world

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