your code is fucking gay

Given my code (mind)fucks only those who try to read it, you’re gay

New gender dropped, source baby source!

All files are binary.

There are ternary computers - just not so popular. Maybe when Carbon nanotube computers will take off it will be a thing.

Quantum computers enter the picture

Damn woke physics

Bitgot

Sonotsugipaa
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No, all files are base 256

Fonzie!
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That’s just binary with extra steps.

Remember, there is no ‘bad’ code – we have to be tolerant. There is just ‘different’ code.

Fonzie!
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*glances at PR*

Man why does your code look so… *Different? *

ASCII art

Installation

npm

Nah

Now all we need to do is rewrite this in Rust (the enby solution) and call it… idk… “enbym”?

Dark mode would be NB-PM

If it ain’t C, it’s crap

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C for crap.

R for rubish.

Fair enough.

Also: https://github.com/TodePond/DreamBerd

Booleans can be true, false or maybe. Technical info: Booleans are stored as one-and-a-half bits.

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Everything is open source of you can read assembly.

binaries aren’t assembly though, they’re *peers at notes, draws a blank* they’re… something else

TimeSquirrel
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You just have to be able to navigate whatever executable file format it is, figure out where the data/code sections are, how different parts are linked together, and translate all the binary opcodes to readable mnemonics.

Easy. 😁

davel [he/him]
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I think it’s most commonly called machine code.

idunnololz
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True. Machine code usually has a 1:1 mapping to assembly so it’s not hard to read machine code as assembly. Although you will not see any of the labels (unless for some reason the the labels were left in).

Ziglin (they/them)
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They’re assembled into binary (together with metadata in some cases).

Nah, everything is binary. We just view it through false lenses because the switches got too tiny and people got too dumb.

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