The official Pokémon Center shop has launched its latest plush toy - and it's for Wiglett, the long, pink-tipped…
“The official Pokémon Center shop has launched its latest plush toy - and it’s for Wiglett, the long, pink-tipped worm-like creature that stands erect at 10-and-a-quarter inches.”
Still nothing compared to Roman design. Penises, penises everywhere.
There’s a funny candle holder in my local museum in the form of a naked man. I’ll let you imagine how the candle is being held up.
PS: The German word for candlestick is “Kerzenständer” (candle + stand). However, “Ständer” also refers to a boner, so “Kerzenständer” is the best description for that object.
The official Pokémon Center shop has launched its latest plush toy - and it’s for Wiglett, the long, pink-tipped worm-like creature that stands erect at 10-and-a-quarter inches.
Wiglett debuted in last year’s Pokémon Scarlet and Violet, and quickly became something of a f avourite.
Wigglet’s design features a bulbous base, long pale shaft and then redder tip - that’s its nose.
If you’d like one for your room, its measurements are 26cm in height and 12cm in girth
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That image sure was a choice.
“10 1/4 Inches” - they knew what they were doing
Yes they also describe its girth
My fiancé and I ordered one just to leave out in our living room for when people come over.
God damn, I might do this too. That’s hilarious.
Also more hilarious if anyone ever visits. The joys of being a recluse. Guess I can give my mother a heart attack on her next visit. Lmfao.
It’s a plushy guys! No need to worry.
Lmao, thank you for the nsfw tag 🙏
I knew this was going to be good as soon as I saw the NSFW label.
Respectfully, how on earth did this design get cleared? 😭
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I gotchu
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The marketing states that the plush is “ready to stand tall” and has a bendable body… at least the fabric is waterproof right?
You can waterproof anything with a thin latex film…
Still nothing compared to Roman design. Penises, penises everywhere.
There’s a funny candle holder in my local museum in the form of a naked man. I’ll let you imagine how the candle is being held up.
PS: The German word for candlestick is “Kerzenständer” (candle + stand). However, “Ständer” also refers to a boner, so “Kerzenständer” is the best description for that object.
Thanks, Tom.
Thanks Tom.
Why would anyone choose to purchase this, despite hundreds, if not thousands, of other pokemon plushes, including Diglett?
Well…
https://youtu.be/lYSOmYyNHpU?t=21
oh no
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Still cute tho