No Greg you fucking idiot, that’s Kendall Roy, the guy whose ass you need to be kissing - nay, making out with - every single day like the sun shines out of it and you have a vitamin D deficiency.
Jeremy Strong plays Kendall Roy in Succession. I was just doing a bit where i wrote something in the voice of Tom like he’s correcting Greg, who he frequently verbally abuses in the show. He always has these ridiculous descriptions and metaphors.
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The third contender: the mighty embedded developer.
Why can’t we see them?
They are embedded in the wall. 🥁
They are embedded in the GODDAMN WALLS!!
where’s hackerman when we need him?
He hacked too much time again.
Backend developer for certain, owing to ponytail theory.
Shame the original wording is so 2005. And right-to-left, for some reason.
The height increase of the ponytail is intended to demonstrate dominance
determining women’s intelligence from their appearance ?
that is a tad sexist :/
Men can have ponytails.
Men’s ponytails can look dumb.
I wear my ponytail so loose that my hair band frequently falls out.
Also uses ableist language.
I assume that’s what was being referred to.
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown
Of ultimate destiny
The UX designer!
Or at least he would get all of the praise!
Yes.
technically correct is the best correct.
Mr. Rogers in a blood stained sweater.
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Discretly look up at the corners of your ceiling and you might be able to spot a Web Developer.
Is that Jeremy Strong??
No Greg you fucking idiot, that’s Kendall Roy, the guy whose ass you need to be kissing - nay, making out with - every single day like the sun shines out of it and you have a vitamin D deficiency.
@BolexForSoup @Maven @Crackhappy what did I just read
Jeremy Strong plays Kendall Roy in Succession. I was just doing a bit where i wrote something in the voice of Tom like he’s correcting Greg, who he frequently verbally abuses in the show. He always has these ridiculous descriptions and metaphors.
Unrelated but the guy who made that animation makes mash up music and it fucking rules.
Neil Cicierega on YouTube
nice throwback with the title