There are a number of thing stopping me from yogacoding, most have already been mentioned. Also, I’m pretty sure the lady in the picture is doing jack shit on her laptop, unless she has a screen mounted on her crotch.
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I can’t type if I can’t see the keyboard.
I can’t afford a Mac
I don’t have a dick-sucking spine. Believe me, i’ve tried.
A grave matter of concern, one that is greater than US national security concerns.
I can’t code for shit.
My flexibility.
The lack of an external monitor to hang to the ceiling
Sorry, I do not take inspiration from staring at my anus while coding. That just means they are shitcoding.
There are a number of thing stopping me from yogacoding, most have already been mentioned. Also, I’m pretty sure the lady in the picture is doing jack shit on her laptop, unless she has a screen mounted on her crotch.
blind people exist.
blind people use computers.
Maybe she’s using accessibility tools to yogacode
Yonicasting
Physics. Light won’t pass through my body.
That’s what the ceiling mirror and magnifying glass are for
I don’t think she see much of the ceiling if anything either.
Web devs in 2024 be like
Backend developer.
My bones.
Lack of stupidity
The fact my spine would probably break like a twig.
Sounds like a good time! /s
Is this the “agile” development methodology that I heard so much about?
i have a desktop computer :(
Move the keyboard to the floor