Tanooki Mario (comfy man in pajamas), and uhhhh…well i don’t really have a Smash main, I like to play all kinds of different styles. Which I guess also fits the question…

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Shy Guy

Ganondorf

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Muy suavamente

Fem but Dom?

cat peach

wii fit trainer

what does this mean

How you doin’?

Whore

(Like all other combinations)

Mario in Mario Kart

Roy in Melee

Thoughts…?

Baaic, slightly cocky? Idk

Link and Young Link

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that is…hm…

Oh…I didn’t even see it until I typed it.

HAHAHAHA King Boo and Kirby. In that order. Annoyingly it works well.

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Observers may THINK that you wear the pants in this relationship. But in reality, you are baby.

Metal Peach and King Dedede 😏

You’re not afraid to throw that thiccness around

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I don’t play Kart or Smash because I don’t own Nintendo consoles anymore and haven’t in a hot decade.

I guess that just makes me old ha. An old fogey not in the streets or in the sheets.

Asexual hermit

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Asexual is a lack of sexual attraction to other people, not whether you have or want sex or not.

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Rosalina for Kart and Isabel for smash. I wonder what that would make me?

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you always like to be in control

Kart: Mii w/MegaMan suit

Smash: I don’t play

😒

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Welp, you don’t get a choice, you’re asexual now whether you like it or not. Meme says it, so it’s true.

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That’s not what asexual means.

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Not being interested in sex is different than not being interested in a game? That’s how I read it, anyway. Apologies if it came off otherwise.

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Asexuality is about not experiencing sexual attraction, not about being interested in sex or not.

Some asexuals are also not interested in sex: Sex Repulsed

Some don’t care: Sex indifferent

Some want it: Sex favourable

Of course, then there is the spectrum including Grey Aces: Sometimes feel sexual attraction under certain circumstances, and Demisexuals who are only sexually attracted when they have a strong emotional connection to someone.

There are other labels under the asexual-spectrum but those are the most well known.

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Forgive me, but to me not experiencing sexual attraction reads the same as “not being interested” because you don’t experience sexual attraction. (Why would you be interested in something you have no attraction to?) Cheers.

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No, I corrected my post with more detail, hope you can see the edit.

Anyway, no people can be interested in sex for other reasons like enjoying the physical sensations etc, just because someone isn’t sexually attracted to someone doesn’t mean they aren’t interested in the act itself.

I appreciate all of the discourse. But I would like to clarify that the OP clearly states that one’s Smash main is how they are in the sheets. As someone who does not play Smash, that means I do not exist in the sheets. Whatever the proper terminology is, fair is fair, and I accept my fate.

…just as long as everyone knows that IRL I have lots and lots of sex sometimes. With actual people. Sometimes more than one. This is all very true and I totally would not lie on the internet.

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To answer the question in the brackets, it’s not about being attracted to sex itself or not, it’s about not being attracted to someone sexually (as in not finding a person sexually attractive). But sex can still be interesting and/or enjoyable to someone for various reasons besides being attracted to someone.

Bowser for Kart and Kirby for smash… makes sense

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Kirby for smash

😏

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Guess I don’t exist as I don’t play either.

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well you exist and you matter to me, so i guess this one doesn’t apply to you

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Um, oh, okay?

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too forward? sorry, i just like to make sure everyone feels included.

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I appreciate the intent, but yeah, when people who don’t know me at all/that well say I matter to them etc I tend to think “how could they when they don’t know me?” I’m not sure if that’s correct or not, but it is how I feel.

Hope you are doing well though, and no real harm done.

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Waluigi and Wario. I like to eat motorcycles in bed I guess

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i’m putting you on speed dial

Luigi and Fox

Whoa now save some for the rest of us

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Be, uh, careful with that barrel roll.

Waluigi for Kart and Mr. Game and Watch for Smash. I have no idea what this says about me.

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Everyone thinks u a freak but really u like it old-school

Damn, this is more accurate than horoscopes. You got me.

Damn that’s exactly my setup! Whatever it says about us, in my opinion you got your stuff figured out

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Baby Rosalina and Kirby? Idk what that would mean.

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