I’m not a cat i swear

Not seen Nagato in a while

The disappearance of Yuki Nagato.

login negato

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Fourth try: total motion blur

Trust the muscle memory.

Live fast and die young. Don’t ever slow down. If the account locks, then it locks.

I had a boring job years ago. We didn’t have web access in the office, we did have a typing tutor program

I could already type

So I decided to learn to type again

So now I type on a dvorak layout except for the first login where I must use qwerty. About the time the password expires and must be changed I get to the point where it’s muscle memory in both layouts

types sarcastically slowly

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Where’s the “check Caps Lock key” step?

I disabled the caps lock key all together

How do you then activate cruise control for cool?

Akatsuki Levi
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My laptop has a LED that lights up when the caps lock is on I installed a buzzer on it

I installed a buzzer on it

Definitely want to do that on all keyboards at work

Colemak gang

First Try

Scans finger

Use a password manager

And on the third try, you think you accidentally failed to hit the last key, and so you have to start all over again.

@T156@lemmy.world
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Or it turns out you accidentally left caps lock on, and now you’re locked out for a few minutes.

Two RJ ports on a laptop? Some of us are lucky to get one!

Akatsuki Levi
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RJ45 and RJ11

That’s why I didn’t specify which kind. I knew some laptops had a DSL or dial-up modem inside for use with any telephone sockets on the go.

Akatsuki Levi
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“I miss those old ports” is what I’d say, but my laptop has 'em :3

Both? Are they combined into a hybrid port that works with either protocol?

Akatsuki Levi
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Nope, it has the RJ45 in the side and the RJ11 in the back

lnxtx
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fourth try: just use a password manager at this time.

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Then, same shit will hapen when entering the master password.

The worst is when the password manager (KeePass in this case) is in quick unlock mode in its default configuration “enter the last four characters of your password”

Me: like I can remember how my password ends. Just let me type the whole thing

U are supposed to fix it, password manager, not join them!

Fonzie!
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First try: Normal fast
Second try: Push harder in case a key didn’t register, still normal fast
Third try: Only use a single finger, selecting every key carefully

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Especially when your password gets reset after 3 fails like at my job, I DON’T want to deal with IT

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This incident will be reported.

I get around this by setting my passwords to something easy to type like *******

Completely unrelated, does anybody know why my bank balance always goes back to 0 immediately after my paystubs are deposited?

First try: password manager

Job done

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How do you use a password manager at desktop login

Use it on your phone, duh :P

Jokes aside I wish windows supported pin+hardware key to log in… But alas that’s an enterprise only thing.

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Working from home, connecting to a VM, you can use a password manager on your machine to log into the VM

And your home machine can be always logged on, or fingerprint unlock, or USB stick unlock or whatever

VeganPizza69 Ⓥ
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You implant a chip in your brain that gives it control over your finger movement.

That would be weirdly secure

Until someone hacks your brain, or just puts a keyboard in front of you and lets the chip do its thing without your consent.

Akatsuki Levi
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Unlock the password manager

EZ, no password on password manager.

[Points at head]

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I just never slow down and take like 10 attempts sometimes. I don’t know why, it isn’t a good strategy

“mars will come to fear my botany power”

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