Some people will just stand in the way right after the doorway because they “don’t want to stand up when the person for the window seat comes”. There’ll be others who spend an eternity getting their luggage into the overhead bin. And others will just put their luggage in the first overhead bin they see because “there might not be enough space where I’m sitting”. The majority though will decide to derobe right at their seat for 5 minutes because they didn’t have enough time to do so while waiting 2 hours before boarding.
Bottom left looks dumb now, but in 15 years when it is still doing heavy lifting as a legacy application with no external support, they’ll be happy it was overbuilt.
Yes, but it’s more of the middle wide block of the picture. Under it, there are quite a few tools that have been maintained by some lonesome guys since 90’s and some that haven’t been updated for years. Sometimes both. Learned about that the hard way, unfortunately.
The rest of the world is catching up to the fact that containers are superior for modern, agile application deployment so nitpicking libraries is really only a thing when the security teams come knocking.
Containers are the ultimate “works for me” in software development. My experience it makes for more fragile software that depends on its environment being perfect and nothing else will do.
Well no, containers allow you to know exactly the environment it runs into, no matter what the actual host environment is, you can run your program on windows, Linux, Mac or any other Docker supported system and it will work the same, I don’t see how that’s fragile.
And that legacy application is actually only using one of those engines and it’s to do something completely different and the dev who can explain it retired.
Honestly an airline tycoon game could be a game on it’s own where you have to manage airports, passengers, cargo, routes, etc… Especially if you could mod in, or build your own planes. Sounds fun
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Flight Simulator But It’s Incredibly Cursed.
How can a meme make no sense and so much sense at the same time
Top left is using node for every project
And top right is the node_packages directory.
https://youtu.be/oikCkGFK1bk?si=iSGjmhxYXN6OfLEv
But, if the top right worked, it would be really awesome.
Imagine an entire town being killed in just one accident.
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But there would have to be less planes, so less accidents in total.
The sum would be about the same, assuming this plane would be averagely safe.
“Boarding starts 4 hours before the flight because we have to load so many damned passengers and luggage”
Seriously, reality aside there’s just ONE DOOR.
The nose flips open like a C5, and it just scoops up passengers by the busload.
I/O issue
shingled passenger storage.
Some people will just stand in the way right after the doorway because they “don’t want to stand up when the person for the window seat comes”. There’ll be others who spend an eternity getting their luggage into the overhead bin. And others will just put their luggage in the first overhead bin they see because “there might not be enough space where I’m sitting”. The majority though will decide to derobe right at their seat for 5 minutes because they didn’t have enough time to do so while waiting 2 hours before boarding.
It was not.
Not the top right though.
Oh, my other right.
Bottom left looks dumb now, but in 15 years when it is still doing heavy lifting as a legacy application with no external support, they’ll be happy it was overbuilt.
XKCD 2347
Is everyone still using imagemagik under the hood? I’ve been out of the web server game for a while.
Yes, but it’s more of the middle wide block of the picture. Under it, there are quite a few tools that have been maintained by some lonesome guys since 90’s and some that haven’t been updated for years. Sometimes both. Learned about that the hard way, unfortunately.
The rest of the world is catching up to the fact that containers are superior for modern, agile application deployment so nitpicking libraries is really only a thing when the security teams come knocking.
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Containers are the ultimate “works for me” in software development. My experience it makes for more fragile software that depends on its environment being perfect and nothing else will do.
It sounds like you’ve confused containers with not containers, friend.
Well no, containers allow you to know exactly the environment it runs into, no matter what the actual host environment is, you can run your program on windows, Linux, Mac or any other Docker supported system and it will work the same, I don’t see how that’s fragile.
Yes 👍 does the job and does it fast
API the legacy uses has been capped. :-/
And that legacy application is actually only using one of those engines and it’s to do something completely different and the dev who can explain it retired.
And every time someone removes any of the unused engines, everything falls apart, even things not in any way connected to it.
So we put the engines back, and swear never to speak of it again, at least until we find time to complete a Perl tutorial.
Bottom right is just a 737 MAX.
No, it’s taking off, not crashing
Can’t do one without the other.
Not all that different from the canada crj series. Those always feel like they are too long for their wingspan.
You laugh, but I’ll bet Top Left could do like Mach 3
It’s absolutely useless, but extremely fast at what it does.
Do one thing and do it well ig
C++?
“If you’re not first, you’re last.” - Ricky Bobby
The Leduc 022 was a ramjet interceptor that could pass Mach 1, but better you than me.
Also this:
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Or be me, and have a great commit history, 4 years ago, when I just committed random garbage.
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Still worth it if you learn something from them, even if that something is that they suck.
Look at bottom left.
Bottom left fucks.
Bottom left is when I make a kubernetes cluster to serve up a mock weather API for practice.
Also my KSP inventory of vehicles.
Saving this post for ideas in KSP
I can confirm #3 works.
I’d call it the Boeing 788888888887 or the Airbus A3888888880
Belllllluga
Except instead of pronouncing it eight eight eight eight eight … it’s just eyyyyyyyyyyt
I didn’t know I wanted an airline version of KSP. Would be fun.
Yea, an Airline Tycoon mod/dlc would have been nice.
Honestly an airline tycoon game could be a game on it’s own where you have to manage airports, passengers, cargo, routes, etc… Especially if you could mod in, or build your own planes. Sounds fun
It, is - or was. Not a “serious” tycoon game, but certainly fun.
Unfortunately they kinda dropped the ball with the successor. If they made another one, I’d probably buy it anyways.
The difference is those got off the ground
Those planes are more finished than my projects.